[844] in Humor
Classic HUMOR: Memorable Song Titles
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Apr 25 15:32:48 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 1995 15:26:46 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: Maccho Man Randy Salvage <erosenbl@CS.Trinity.Edu>
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 1995 23:56:41 EDT
From: Yollie <ER6979A@AMERICAN.EDU>
>> The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)
>> Compiled By: Bill Atchley (atchley@coltrane.gnets.ncsu.edu
>> -------------------------------------------------------------
>> Do You Love As Good As You Look?
>>
>> Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
>>
>> Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
>>
>> Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
>>
>> Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
>>
>> Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
>>
>> Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
>>
>> How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>>
>> How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know
>> I've Been A Liar All My Life?
>>
>> I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
>>
>> I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
>>
>> I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
>>
>> I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
>>
>> I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
>>
>> I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
>>
>> I Wanna Whip Your Cow
>>
>> I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
>>
>> I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
>>
>> I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
>>
>> I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
>>
>> I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
>>
>> I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
>>
>> I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
>>
>> If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
>>
>> If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
>>
>> If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
>>
>> If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
>>
>> If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
>>
>> If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
>>
>> Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
>>
>> May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
>>
>> My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
>>
>> My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
>>
>> My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My
>> Heart
>>
>> My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
>>
>> Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
>> Baby I Can See Through You
>>
>> Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
>>
>> She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The
>> Finger
>>
>> She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
>>
>> She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
>>
>> Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
>>
>> They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
>>
>> Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
>>
>> When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
>>
>> You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
>>
>> You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
>>
>> You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
>>
>> You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
>>
>> You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
