[547] in Humor
HUMOR: Internet Pizza Server tech support
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Nov 15 15:58:31 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 15 Nov 1994 15:47:06 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 14 Nov 94 12:40:35 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From: XpnsivWino@aol.com
>From gt7950b@prism.gatech.edu Fri Oct 14 15:59:12 1994
I'm including this to show that the Internet Pizza Server has the
kind of Tech Support I'd like to see at more companies. And besides, this
sort of thing adds to the whole experience, a commendable response I must
say.
BTW- the pizza server is at pizza@ecst.csuchico.edu, send help in the
subject.
When last we heard, Lou Marsh wrote:
> From shaunc@faceplant.gvg.TEK.COM Fri Oct 14 15:26:07 1994
> From: shaunc@faceplant.gvg.TEK.COM (Lou Marsh)
> Message-Id: <9410141925.AA22726@faceplant.gvg.tek.com>
> Subject: IPS Bug Report
>
> gt7950b@prism.gatech.edu reports the following:
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Well, the mail header says "Here's pizza #1!" and "Here's pizza #2!"
> > when they are actually pizza0.gif and pizza1.gif. It might be nice if
> > one or the other were adjusted, so they lined up.
>
> Cripes! The jig is up! We're cornered, we're discovered, we've been
> largely ganked! Jeepers. You've found us out. Criminey. Out of
> the frying pan, into the garbage disposal. Jinkies.
>
> Ok. They're OUR numbering schemes, we'll own the responsibility for
> them. We CAN change them! Yes! Ok, deep breathing... pant pant pant!
> Ready! Go! No! Now? Yes! All together!
>
> GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNHHHNN! UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! OOF!
>
> HUNHHHH! HRNNNNNNNNNNN! UNGH.
>
> Ok, they're aligned.
>
> Whew. The things you go through on this job. Some days I just wish I had
> flat ears.
>
> Love,
> The Internet Pizza Server Elves
>
> PS: We're actually dying to be dentists. Now that we've got the
> grunting down pat, want any teeth pulled?
