[3899] in Humor
colonoscopy quotes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mike)
Mon Feb 24 16:19:44 2003
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Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 16:19:39 -0500
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From: "LaDonna & Andy Olanyk" <Squireman@msn.com>
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Subject: The Joys of Colonoscopies......
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 21:14:47 -0500
Subject: Colonoscopies....
A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments
made by his patients made while he was performing Colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"
6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
