[3906] in Humor
Top 15 Ways To Scare The Kid Next Door
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathan Reed)
Sun Mar 2 11:15:42 2003
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>>1) Every so often, stare at him and say "the people in my head don't like >> you"
>>2) Tell him the gruesome way all the other families that lived in his >> house died
>>3) Hide under the porch and grab his leg when he walks by.
>>4) Paint "i know what you did" on his garage door in red paint
>>5) Put a North American Man-Boy Love Association bumper sticker on your >> car
>>6) Buy a copy of his favorite toy. Run it over with your car
>>7) Dress up as Michael Jackson
>>8) Tell him about how you recently got accepted into the Catholic >> Priesthood
>>9) Feed red dye into the water line while the kid is showering
>>10) Whenever you see him lick your lips with a look of hope in your eyes
>>11) Call him up and ask him if he likes scary movies
>>12) Whisper "I see dead people."
>>13) Ask him if you can borrow a cup of blood
>>14) Stare a little to the left of him every time you talk to him
>>15) Stare at his neck with an evil look on your face
