[3541] in Humor
Another for tonight...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Johnny T. Yang)
Wed Oct 3 21:30:08 2001
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Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2001 21:28:52 -0400
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From: "Johnny T. Yang" <jtyang@MIT.EDU>
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If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $72.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not
the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in
the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.
My advice is to start drinking heavily.
