[3540] in Humor
First post here...be gentle...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Johnny T. Yang)
Wed Oct 3 21:21:48 2001
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Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2001 21:20:35 -0400
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Oldie but a goodie...
JY
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice
to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are
a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars
to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same
Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on
the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says "Yes," and he asks the bartender to line up
10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer,
drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and askes, "If ya don't mind
me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street
to see if I could do it first."
