[3471] in Humor
Re: HUMOR:Welcome to Jamaica!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Rhett Creighton)
Tue May 22 22:32:57 2001
Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 22:34:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: Rhett Creighton <rhett@MIT.EDU>
To: South of Heaven <descentr@mit.edu>
cc: humor@mit.edu
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I don't get it.
On Tue, 22 May 2001, South of Heaven wrote:
> A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had
> her name tattooed on
> his penis to show her how much he loved her.
> When erect, the name
> was fully visible; when deflated, it read Wy.
>
> After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on
> their honeymoon. Wendy
> was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of
> devotion." Their
> hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one
> nudist. After two
> days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested
> visiting the
> clothing-optional beach.
>
> As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she
> asked Jack if he'd
> bring her a cold drink. He walked across the
> sand to the little
> hut and asked the bartender, who was also
> naked, for two pina
> coladas. Jack tried not to stare, but he
> noticed that the
> bartender also had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
>
> "Hey," Jack said and smiled, "what a
> coincidence. Your girlfriend
> must also be named Wendy."
>
> "Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed.
> "Mine say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY.'"
>
>
