[3470] in Humor
HUMOR:Welcome to Jamaica!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South of Heaven)
Tue May 22 22:06:50 2001
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Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 22:06:45 -0400
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A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had
her name tattooed on
his penis to show her how much he loved her.
When erect, the name
was fully visible; when deflated, it read Wy.
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on
their honeymoon. Wendy
was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of
devotion." Their
hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one
nudist. After two
days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested
visiting the
clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she
asked Jack if he'd
bring her a cold drink. He walked across the
sand to the little
hut and asked the bartender, who was also
naked, for two pina
coladas. Jack tried not to stare, but he
noticed that the
bartender also had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey," Jack said and smiled, "what a
coincidence. Your girlfriend
must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed.
"Mine say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY.'"
