[3472] in Humor
Re: HUMOR:Welcome to Jamaica!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South of Heaven)
Tue May 22 22:38:20 2001
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Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 22:36:19 -0400
To: Rhett Creighton <rhett@mit.edu>
From: South of Heaven <descentr@MIT.EDU>
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neither did Jack, after Wendy met the bartender.
At 10:34 PM 5/22/01 -0400, Rhett Creighton wrote:
>I don't get it.
>
>
>On Tue, 22 May 2001, South of Heaven wrote:
>
>> A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had
>> her name tattooed on
>> his penis to show her how much he loved her.
>> When erect, the name
>> was fully visible; when deflated, it read Wy.
>>
>> After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on
>> their honeymoon. Wendy
>> was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of
>> devotion." Their
>> hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one
>> nudist. After two
>> days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested
>> visiting the
>> clothing-optional beach.
>>
>> As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she
>> asked Jack if he'd
>> bring her a cold drink. He walked across the
>> sand to the little
>> hut and asked the bartender, who was also
>> naked, for two pina
>> coladas. Jack tried not to stare, but he
>> noticed that the
>> bartender also had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
>>
>> "Hey," Jack said and smiled, "what a
>> coincidence. Your girlfriend
>> must also be named Wendy."
>>
>> "Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed.
>> "Mine say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY.'"
>>
>>
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