[3469] in Humor
Ghandi
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sun May 20 21:45:32 2001
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(source lost in the mists of time)
Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail; and with his odd diet, he suffered
from
bad breath. This made him :
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.