[3468] in Humor
HUMOR: identifying drivers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Zhenye Mei)
Wed May 16 20:02:42 2001
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Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 20:02:33 -0400
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> HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
>
> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
>
> 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
>
> 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
> traffic: New Jersey.
>
> 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> Boston.
>
> 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
> cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
>
> 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> Ohio, but driving in California.
>
> 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
>
> 8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
> mind on radio game: Seattle.
>
> 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
bag
> out the window: Texas.
>
> 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans
> on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
>
> 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above the steering
> wheel, driving in the left lane at 35 on the Interstate with the left
blinker
> on: Florida.
