[3467] in Humor
HUMOR: FBI
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Zhenye Mei)
Mon May 14 21:41:55 2001
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Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 21:41:19 -0400
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From: Zhenye Mei <descentr@MIT.EDU>
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> Hello, is this the FBI?"
>
> "Yes. What do you want?"
>
> "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
> marijuana inside his firewood."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the
> shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of
> wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
> The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
> "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
> "Yeah!"
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
> "Yep."
> "Merry Christmas Buddy"
