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Fwd: TopTen for April 11, 2001
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael A. Behr)
Thu Apr 12 08:35:22 2001
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Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 08:33:16 -0400
From: "Michael A. Behr" <mabehr@tibco.com>
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hz@hz.com wrote:
>
> Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane
> 10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin
> 9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker
> 8. According to plaque, "When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says"
> 7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles
> 6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
> 5. "Cloaking device" button only there because pilot's a "Star Trek" fan
> 4. Maybe not the best idea to write "Spy plane" on wings
> 3. The plane's sole security feature: an angry kitty
> 2. Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water!
> AND
> 1. Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva
>
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