[3440] in Humor
HUMOR:A Huge Guy Gets Married
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South Of Heaven)
Fri Apr 13 21:42:41 2001
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Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 21:41:25 -0400
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>A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one
>of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of
>you have sex?"
>
>The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair,
>she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."
>
>His friend says, "You know, that doesn't sound too bad."
>
>The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off,
>only I've got somebody to talk to now!"