[3419] in Humor
HUMOR:Fwd: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South Of Heaven)
Wed Mar 14 00:29:07 2001
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Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 00:31:01 -0500
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> > THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY
> > >
> > > Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> > > Bad: It's triplets.
> > > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
> > >
> > > Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> > > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> > > Ugly: So are you.
> > >
> > > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> > > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> > > Ugly: You're in them.
> > >
> > > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> > > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> > > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
> > >
> > > Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> > > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> > > Ugly: He looks better than you.
> > >
> > > Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
> > > Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> > > Ugly: With corrections.
> > >
> > > Good: The postman's early.
> > > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> > > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
> > >
> > > Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> > > Bad: As a hooker
> > > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> > > Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
