[3418] in Humor
Story................ (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich)
Mon Mar 12 10:35:29 2001
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Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 10:35:10 -0500
From: "Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich" <ynusi@MIT.EDU>
>> > > A fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman
>> > >
>> > > Once upon a time,
>> > > in a land far away,
>> > > A beautiful, independent,
>> > > self assured princess,
>> > > happened upon a frog as she sat
>> > > contemplating ecological issues
>> > > on the shores of an unpolluted pond
>> > > in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>> > >
>> > > The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
>> > > and said: Elegant Lady,
>> > > I was once a handsome Prince,
>> > > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>> > >
>> > > One kiss from you, however,
>> > > and I will turn back
>> > > into the dapper, young Prince that I am
>> > > and then, my sweet, we can marry
>> > > and setup housekeeping in yon castle
>> > > with my Mother,
>> > > where you can prepare my meals,
>> > > clean my clothes, bear my children,
>> > > and forever feel grateful and happy
>> > > doing so.
>> > >
>> > > That night,
>> > > while dining on lightly sauteed frog legs
>> > > seasoned in a white wine
>> > > and onion cream sauce,
>> > > she chuckled to herself and thought:
>> > >
>> > > I don't fucking think so.
