[3416] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich)
Thu Mar 8 21:17:51 2001
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Date: Thu, 08 Mar 2001 21:17:24 -0500
From: "Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich" <ynusi@MIT.EDU>
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A man, called in for an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant and his
lawyer what he should wear.
"Wear casual clothing and an old pair of shoes. Don't let them
think you are a wealthy man," the accountant replied.
The lawyer disagreed. "Wear your best suit and tie," he said.
"Don't let them think they can intimidate you."
Confused, the man went to his minister, told him of the conflicting
advice, and asked him what he should do. "Let me tell you a story,"
replied the minister. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother
what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel
nightgown that goes right up to your neck and wool socks.' But when she
asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: "Wear your most sexy,
sheer negligee!"
"But Reverend," the man protested, "What does that have to do with
the IRS?"
"It doesn't matter what you wear," the minister replied. "You're
still going to get screwed."
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