[3377] in Humor
HUMOR: Ways of the World
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Psycho-Somatic, Addict Insane)
Thu Dec 7 22:00:06 2000
Date: Thu, 07 Dec 2000 22:01:09 -0500
To: humor@mit.edu
From: "Psycho-Somatic, Addict Insane" <descentr@MIT.EDU>
WAYS OF THE WORLD
A pretty blonde was driving down a country road in
her new sports car when
suddenly it konks out. Luckily, she happens to be
near a farmhouse. She
goes up and knocks on the door. When the old farmer
answers, she says to
him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down. I
don't know what to do.
Can I stay for the night until I can get help tomorrow?"
"Well", says the farmer, "you can stay here, but
don't go messin' with my boys Zeek and Ned."
She sees two young men in their twenties, standing
behind the farmer.
"Ok", she says.
After they had gone to bed for the night, the woman
begins to get a little
horny just thinking about the two boys in the room
next to her. She quietly
goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you
like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."
She put them on the boys and the three of them went
at it all night long.
Forty years later, Zeek and Ned are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.
Zeek says, "Ned?" Ned says, "Yeah, Zeek?"
Zeek says, "You remember that blonde woman the came
through here about
forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Ned, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Zeek.
"Nope," says Ned, "I reckon not."
"Me neither," says Zeek. "Let's take these damn things off."
