[3378] in Humor
I Missed
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (ChiBong Chan)
Sat Dec 9 23:42:11 2000
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Date: Sat, 09 Dec 2000 23:41:52 -0500
From: ChiBong Chan <chibong@MIT.EDU>
A priest and a nun went golfing one day. The priest seemed to have an
extremely foul mouth for a priest. He was first to putt.
"God damnit, I missed!" exclaimed the priest.
This upset the nun. She replied, "If you say that two more times, God will
send a bolt of lightning down from the sky at you!"
The priest then takes his second putt. "God damnit, I missed again!" screamed
the priest even louder.
The nun wasn't very happy with the priest this time. "If you say that again, I
know you will get struck by lightning. God doesn't like his name used in vain."
The priest wasn't a very good golfer, for he missed again. Ignoring the nun's
threats, he yells, "God damnit, I missed!"
Then, all of a sudden, there came a huge bolt of lightning down from the sky.
It hit the nun.
Then the clouds move and God peeks down. He yells, "God damnit, I missed!"
