[3375] in Humor
HUMOR: Walk A Mile for a Camel?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Psycho-Somatic, Addict Insane)
Fri Dec 1 19:23:22 2000
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2000 19:24:05 -0500
To: humor@mit.edu
From: "Psycho-Somatic, Addict Insane" <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>WALKING A MILE FOR A CAMEL
>
>There is a new commander of a base of the
>French Foreign Legion, and the captain is
>showing him around all the buildings. After he
>has made the rounds the commander looks at
>the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You
>haven't shown me that small blue building over
>there. What's that used for?"
>
>The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there
>are no women around. Whenever the men feel
>the need of a woman, they go there and use
>the camel."
>
>"Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
>
>Well, two weeks later, the commander himself
>starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to
>the captain and says, "Tell me something,
>Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
>around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime
>soon?"
>
>The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens
>up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the camel is free
>tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."
>
>The commander says, "Put me down for two
>o'clock then."
>
>So the next day at two o'clock the
>commander goes to the little blue building and
>opens the door. There inside he finds the
>cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the
>camel is a little step stool, so he closes the
>door behind him and puts the step stool
>directly behind the camel. He stands on the
>stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex
>with the camel. A minute later the captain walks in.
>
>"Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the
>captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the
>camel into town and find a woman like all the
>other men?"
>
