[3370] in Humor
Fwd: Florida
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Nov 23 11:21:06 2000
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 08:18:25 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
To: humor@mit.edu
--- KenN315808@aol.com wrote:
> From: KenN315808@aol.com
> Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 19:20:59 EST
> Subject: [jokes-pg] Florida
> To: jokes-pg@balticon.org
>
> A friend of mine in Florida sent me this.
>
> If you all think you are tired of this election mess, then you should
> live
> down here in Palm Beach County!! One of the local radio stations put
> out a
> request for people to come up with new slogans for Florida. Some of
> these
> are pretty funny.
>
> NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA
>
> FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
>
> FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
>
> FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
>
> FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit
> one of
> the other 56 states.
>
> FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
>
> FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
>
> FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
>
> FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
>
> FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
>
> FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
>
> FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
>
> FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Or Palm Beach County: So
> nice,
> we let you vote twice.
>
> Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
>
> Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.
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