[3369] in Humor
A cabbie picks up a nun...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Thu Nov 16 20:56:17 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 16 Nov 2000 20:55:54 -0500
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a
question toask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single
and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK," the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess, I'm married, and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
to a Halloween party."
