[3330] in Humor
HUMOR:how much?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Mon Oct 2 00:35:29 2000
Date: Mon, 02 Oct 2000 00:34:43 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male
>pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the
>pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so
>there were no males employed there.
>
>She then asked if there was something she could help
>the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me,
>but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems
>and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?
>
>The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my
>sister."
>
>When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3
>ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses."
>
