[3331] in Humor
HUMOR:ouch,"The Old Dilapidated Boat
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Mon Oct 2 16:11:36 2000
Date: Mon, 02 Oct 2000 16:11:19 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
The Old Dilapidated Boat
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of
out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage
as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all
that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's
wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so
sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four
guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and
that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to
get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
