[3329] in Humor
Grape Nehi
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sun Oct 1 11:12:48 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 01 Oct 2000 11:12:12 -0400
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape
Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You
ain't from around here... where you from, boy?" The guy
says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do
you do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm a
taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the
heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount dead animals."
... The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's
OK boys, he's one of us.
