[3320] in Humor
HUMOR:Fwd: Breakfast Order
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Forty Six & 2)
Tue Sep 19 16:45:50 2000
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2000 16:44:54 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Forty Six & 2 <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called
>over the head waiter one morning and said with
>a wonderful and cheerful smile, "Good Morning,
>sir. What a wonderful morning! I'd like two
>boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that
>it's runny, and the other so overcooked that
>it's tough and hard to eat. Also, I want some
>grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets
>a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles
>away as soon as you touch it with a knife; and I'd
>like some butter straight from the freezer so that
>it's impossible to spread; and a pot of weak coffee,
>luke-warm."
>
>"I'm sorry, sir." said the bewildered waiter.
>"We cannot do that for you."
>
>The guest replied, "Oh?, But that's what I got yesterday!"
