[3321] in Humor
FWD: Smart Monkey
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Sep 21 10:31:19 2000
From: "Michael Khusid" <misha37@hotmail.com>
To: humor@mit.edu
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 10:29:13 EDT
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders
a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off
the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes
and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs
one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth,
and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
your monkey just did?!?" The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
"He eats everything in sight, the little bastard.
Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
starts running around the bar again. While the man
is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the
guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his
butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since
the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."
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