[3306] in Humor
HUMOR: A Horth, Of Courth!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Forty Six & 2)
Thu Sep 7 13:24:28 2000
Date: Thu, 07 Sep 2000 13:26:29 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Forty Six & 2 <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>> A HORTH OF COURTH
>> __________________________
>>
>> This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call
>> from a friend, who tells
>> him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment
>> who wants to buy a horse
>> and I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and
>> the owner asks if he
>> wants a male or female horse. "A female horth", the
>> midget replies. So the
>> owner shows him one.
>>
>> "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?" So the
>> owners picks up the midget
>> and shows him the horse's mouth.
>>
>> "Nith mouf, Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner
>> picks up the midget and
>> shows him the horse's eyes.
>>
>> "Ok, what about the eerth?" Now the owner is getting
>> pissed, but he picks up
>> the midget one more time and shows him the ears.
>>
>> "OK, finally, can I see her twat?" With that, the
>> owner picks up the midget
>> and shoves his head up the female horse's 'you know
>> what', then pulls him
>> out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I
>> thould rephrathe that.
>> Can I thee her wun awownd?
