[3305] in Humor
HUMOR: short ones
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Forty Six & 2)
Wed Sep 6 00:20:43 2000
Date: Wed, 06 Sep 2000 00:22:43 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Forty Six & 2 <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer
>goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
>
>What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
>An Amish drive-by shooting
>
>How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
>Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
>
>How do you catch a unique rabbit?
>Unique up on it.
>
>How do you catch a tame rabbit?
>Tame way, unique up on it.
>
>How do crazy people go through the forest?
>They take the psycho path.
>
>How do you get holy water?
>You boil the hell out of it.
