[3304] in Humor
The Plumber
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Mon Sep 4 14:35:45 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 04 Sep 2000 14:35:25 -0400
A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York to repair a
leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the
woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish and during the course of
the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.
About 5:30 P.M. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom
shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, putting down the
phone. "He's on his way home, but is going back to the office around
8. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.
"What? On my own time??"