[3303] in Humor
Blonde Problems
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Mon Sep 4 14:35:22 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 04 Sep 2000 14:34:52 -0400
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough,
she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The
boyfriend yells "No, honey,don't do it." The blonde replies "Shut up,
you're next!"
