[3302] in Humor
Changing light bulbs
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (SlimWeb Administrator)
Sun Sep 3 06:04:24 2000
From: SlimWeb Administrator <slmwebadmn@mastsl.com>
To: "'humor@mit.edu'" <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sun, 3 Sep 2000 15:56:22 +0530
HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT.......
Vanderbilt: Two--one to call the electrician and one to
call daddy to pay the bill
Princeton: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the
electrician
Brown: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share
the experience
Cornell: Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack
under the pressure
Penn: Only one, but he gets six credits for it
Columbia: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty
to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and
twenty-five to hold a counter protest
Yale: None--New Haven looks better in the dark
Harvard: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves
around him
MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never
needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest
of Boston using that nuked lightbulb
two to install it, and one to write the computer program
that controls the wall switch
Vassar: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its
sexual orientation
Middlebury: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to
find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion
Oberlin: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how
to get high off the old one
Georgetown: Four--one to change it, one to call Congress
about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at
the American U. students
Duke: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to
get the bulb out of the socket
Williams: The whole student body--when you're snowed in,
there's nothing else to do
Tufts: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say
loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student
Sarah Lawrence: Five--one to change the bulb and four to do
an interpretive dance about it
Wesleyan: Wesleyan's boycotting GE... you know,
military-industrial complex and all that
Bowdoin: Three--one to ski down to the general store and
buy the bulb,one to take the chairlift back to school,
and one to screw it in
Boston College: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six
to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down
this time
