[3301] in Humor
A Deathbed Confession
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sat Sep 2 11:35:43 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 02 Sep 2000 11:35:27 -0400
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his
face.
Her pale lips moved.
"Jake," she said.
"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk." But she insisted.
"Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must
confess."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's
all right. Everything's all right."
"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I
have been unfaithful to you."
Jake stroked her hand. "Now, Becky, don't be concerned. I
know all about it", he sobbed. --- "Why else would I poison
you?
