[3297] in Humor
HUMOR: Klingon Programming
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Forty Six & 2)
Sun Aug 27 23:30:51 2000
Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 23:32:55 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Forty Six & 2 <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>
> Top 12 Klingon programmer phrases
>
> 12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
>
> 11) "This machine is a piece of GAGKH! I need dual Pentium processors if
I am
> to do battle with this code!"
>
> 10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
> original Klingon."
>
> 9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
>
> 8) "What is this talk of 'release?' Klingons do not make software
'releases.'
> Our software 'escapes', leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality
> assurance people in its wake."
>
> 7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
> -- and they always win them."
>
> 6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the
weak."
>
> 5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a bat'leth
> contest. They will not concern us again."
>
> 4) "A true Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
>
> 3) "By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family.
Prepare to
> die!"
>
> 2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
> stand!"
>
> 1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it
> and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
