[3296] in Humor
HUMOR:chicken rooster and donkey
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Forty Six & 2)
Sun Aug 27 21:27:10 2000
Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 21:29:11 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Forty Six & 2 <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED!
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>This city fellow had just moved out to the country and decided that he
>needed some animals, so he decided to walkup and down his road to see what
>his neighbors had. The first farm he came across had a bunch of chickens
>running in the yard. "Say farmer" the man yells, "Would you be willing to
>sell me one of your chickens?" The farmer replies, "Sure, but around here we
>don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em pullets".
>
>The man thanks the farmer for the advice and picks up the pullet and
>continues on down the road until he comes to the next farm where the yard is
>full of roosters. "Say farmer", yells the man, "Would you be willing to sell
>me one of your roosters?" "Sure", says the farmer, "but around here we don't
>call 'em roosters, we call 'em cocks".
>
>The man thanks the farmer and puts the cock under his other arm and
>continues walking down the road. He soon spots a farm with a herd of
>donkeys. "I could use one of those", he says . "Hey farmer", he yells "
>Would you be willing to sell me one of your donkeys?" "Sure", says the
>farmer "but around here we call them asses".
>
>The man takes the ass and starts leading him away when the farmer yells, "
>Hey, sonny, that ass is a little persnickety. If he decides to sit down all
>you have to do to get him up again is scratch him behind his left ear."
>Thanking the farmer yet again the man decides to head for home with his
>animals. On the way the ass decided to sit down. The man was in a bit of
>trouble, he had his pullet under one arm and his cock under the other. If he
>put one down it would surely wander off.
>
>Now it just so happened that a nun was just walking over the hill. The
>farmer, spying her, quickly ran up to her. "Excuse me miss," he said.
>"Would you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"
>
