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HUMOR: Photo Shoot
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sat Aug 5 15:36:20 2000
Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2000 15:30:55 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "MeMail.com": Joke of the Day <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: Photo Shoot
>Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2000 21:00:33 -0700
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> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
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> Photo Shoot
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> The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get
> photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too
> thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home
> office to hire a plane.
>
> "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured
> by his editor.
>
> As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough,
> a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with
> his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot
> swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
>
> "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer,
> "and make three or four low level passes."
>
> "Why?" asked the pilot.
>
> "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and
> photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great
> exasperation and impatience.
>
> After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the
> instructor?"
>
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>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has
> exceeded our humanity.
> --Albert Einstein
>
>
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