[3247] in Humor
[HUMOR] lymerics
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Asanka Herath)
Sat Jul 29 06:08:46 2000
From: "Asanka Herath" <asanka@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@mit.edu>
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 2000 11:24:49 +0600
>Here's an easy game to play.
>Here's an easy thing to say:
>
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
>And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
>Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
>
>
>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
>dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
>And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your
>situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
>
>
>You can't say this?
>What a shame sir!
>We'll find you
>Another game sir.
>
>
>If the label on the cable on the table at your
>house, Says the networkis connected to the button on your mouse,
>But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
>That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
>
>
>And your screen is all distorted by the side
>effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
>Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>'Cause as sure as I'm apoet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
>
>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on
>the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
>Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
>Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
