[3246] in Humor
HUMOR:Fwd: Blind Man
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Fade to Black)
Mon Jul 24 04:49:23 2000
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 04:46:06 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Fade to Black <descentr@MIT.EDU>
>Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
>instructions from the Mother Superior were that they must not get
>even a single drop on their habits.
>
>After conferring about this for a few mintes, the two nuns decide
>to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint
>in the nude.
>
>In the middle of their painting, there's a knock on the door.
>"Who is it?" asks one of the nuns.
>
>"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
>The two nuns decide that no harm can come from letting a blind
>man in, so they open the door.
>
>The man comes in and says, "Nice boobs, sisters. Now where
>do you want these blinds?"
>
