[3214] in Humor
HUMOR: Talking Chihuahua
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue May 16 15:30:16 2000
Date: Tue, 16 May 2000 15:18:17 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "MeMail.com": Joke of the Day <Joker@joker.org>
>To: joker@joker.org
>Subject: Talking Chihuahua
>Reply-To: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Mon, 15 May 2000 22:22:50 -0700
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> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
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> NEWS
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> The Taco Bell talking Chihuahua was on Wall Street Last Tuesday
> to ring the New York Stock Exchange opening bell. The occasion
> marked the first time an animal has rung the NYSE bell.
>
> So Smooth
> ---------
> The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog
> are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking
> female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can
> say liver and cheese in a sentence can be my friend."
> So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
> The Collie says, "That's not good enough."
> The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
> She says, "That's not creative."
> Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
>
> More Doggie Bars
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> Having traveled south of the border for shopping, I have seen many
> people return to the United States with us. I've seen a few strange
> sights but one is rather remarkable. It happened a few months ago
> on our last shopping trip. As we stood in line we saw the Taco Bell
> Chihuahua. Here's what happened:
> The Taco Bell Chihuahua and a few of his canine stars took a trip
> to Tijuana. They went to a doggy bar and got a bit drunk. As
> they crossed back into the United States, the border guard stopped
> them.
> "Nationality" he said to Lassie.
> "Aamerrricannn" slurred Lassie.
> The border guard waved Lassie through. The guard asked each of the
> other three Hollywood dog stars the same question and waved them each
> through. When it was time for the Taco Bell Chihuahua to pass, our
> little star showed the guard his green card while wobbling from side
> to side. The guard studied it carefully and asked some questions of
> the tipsy star. The border guard was still suspicious so he said
> "I'll let you pass if you can use three words in a sentence."
> "No problem, senor" our little star replied.
> "Okay, use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence".
> The Chihuahua thought for a moment then said
> "the phone, it goes green, green, green, I pink
> it up, and say yellow!"
>
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