[3180] in Humor
The lowest form of humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sat Apr 22 15:23:46 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 22 Apr 2000 15:23:35 -0400
A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his
mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put
in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been
eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my
wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious:
Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --
meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise
sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly
corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new
plate, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient. The dentist replies, "It's
simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the
hollandaise!"
