[3162] in Humor
NSF-study-revealed!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Joey Gottinger)
Mon Apr 10 10:04:33 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: zakoyeni@bmc.org
Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2000 10:00:45 -0400
From: Joey Gottinger <snoopy1@MIT.EDU>
<< After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation
> announced the following results on corporate America's
> recreation preferences.
>
> 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is
> Basketball.
>
> 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
> Bowling.
>
> 3. The sport of choice for front line workers is:
> Football.
>
> 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
> Baseball.
>
> 5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
> Tennis.
>
> 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
> Golf.
>
> Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure,
> the smaller your balls become.
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