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Fwd: Fwd(3): Dictionary of what Men REALLY Mean!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Wed Mar 29 15:46:51 2000
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 15:45:40 -0500
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>Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 13:39:11 MST
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>>>What Men Really Mean - A Dictionary of Masculinity
> >>
> >>I'm going fishing"
> >>Means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a
> >stream
> >>with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
> >>
> >>"It's a guy thing"
> >>Means..."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you
> >>have no chance at all of making it logical."
> >>
> >>"Can I help with dinner?"
> >>Means..."Why isn't dinner already on the table?"
> >>
> >>"It would take too long to explain...."
> >>Means..."I have no idea how it works."
> >>
> >>"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind...."
> >>Means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
> >>
> >>"Take a break honey, you're working too hard...."
> >>Means..."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
> >>
> >>"That's interesting dear....."
> >>Means..."Are you still talking?"
> >>
> >>"It's a really good movie...."
> >>Means..."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."
> >>
> >>"That's women's work..."
> >>Means..."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
> >>
> >>"You know how bad my memory is....."
> >>Means..."I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
>first
> >>girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
> >I've
> >>ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
> >>
> >>"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
> >>Means....."The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
> >>
> >>"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal...." Means..."I
>have
> >>actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
> >hurt."
> >>
> >>"I can't find it...."
> >>Means..."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
> >>clueless."
> >>
> >>"What did I do this time?"
> >>Means..."What did you catch me at?"
> >>
> >>"I heard you...."
> >>Means..."I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
> >>desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the
> >next
> >>3 days yelling at me."
> >>
> >>"You know I could never love anyone else....." Means..."I am used to the
> >way
> >>you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
> >>
> >>"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are....."
> >>Means..."No one will ever see us alive
>
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