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Fwd: Fwd(3):
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Wed Mar 29 15:41:53 2000
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 15:41:26 -0500
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>Subject: Fwd: Fwd(3):
>Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 13:17:25 MST
>
>some old, some new....
>
>
> >>
> >> > If you throw a cat out the car window, does it
> >> > become kitty litter?
> >> >
> >> > If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
> >> >
> >> > If you take an Oriental person and spin him
> >> around
> >> > several times, does he become disoriented?
> >> >
> >> > Is it OK to use the AM radio in the afternoon?
> >> >
> >> > What do chickens think we taste like?
> >> >
> >> > What do people in China call their good plates?
> >> >
> >> > What do you call a male ladybug?
> >> >
> >> > What hair color do they put on the driver's
> >> > license of a bald man?
> >> >
> >> > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
> >> > tests it?
> >> >
> >> > When they first invented the clock, how did they
> >> > know what time it was to set it?
> >> >
> >> > Which is the other side of the street?
> >> >
> >> > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
> >> >
> >> > Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal
> >> > injection?
> >> >
> >> > Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
> >> > bottle?
> >> >
> >> > Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
> >>
>
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