[3151] in Humor
Fwd: Reading Women Unite!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Wed Mar 29 15:21:58 2000
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 15:20:09 -0500
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>Subject: Fwd: Reading Women Unite!
>Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 13:16:11 MST
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>
>>>>>>>A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband
> >>>>>>liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
> >>>>>>the wife preferred to read.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
> >>>>>>decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out.
> >>>>>>She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the
> >boat,
> >>>>>>and started reading her book.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Along came the sheriff in his boat, pulled up alongside and said,
> >>>>>>"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"Reading my book," she replied as she thought to herself, "Is this
> >>>>>>guy blind or what?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"Well, you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in
> >and
> >>>>>>write you up.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snapped the irate
> >woman.
> >>>>>>"I didn't even touch you," groused the sheriff.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Moral: never argue with a woman who knows how to read.>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>_________________________
>
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