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Fwd: Fw: WHY BRITISH WOMEN SHOULD NEVER DRINK
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Thu Mar 23 23:46:01 2000
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 23:40:28 -0500
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From: Beth Dubeck <bdubeck@MIT.EDU>
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>Subject: Fwd: Fw: WHY BRITISH WOMEN SHOULD NEVER DRINK
>Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 10:46:33 MST
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> > WHY BRITISH WOMEN SHOULD NEVER DRINK
> > The following are all replies that have been included on
> >British Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's
> >details.
>
> > Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A
> >was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the
>father
> >of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
> > I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as
> >I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
>can
> >provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
> >this helps.
>
> > I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
> >was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected
> >sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
>that
> >I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
> >phone number? Thanks.
>
> > I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
> >drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
> >panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see
>if
> >he's had it replaced.
>
> > I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from
> >Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is
> >Christ risen again.
>
> > I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
> >that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
> >implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you
> >and right by my country. Please advise.
>
> > I do not know who the father of my child was as all squadies
> >look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
>
> > [Name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up
> >with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CD's ?
>
> > From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
> >Euro Disney. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> > So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
> >remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
> >evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
>the
> >party at [address given] mine might have remained unfertilized.
>
>
>
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