[3146] in Humor
Fwd: Fw: Fw: Radio interview
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Thu Mar 23 23:46:01 2000
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 23:37:15 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU, jbenincasa@sprynet.com, CCaaders@aol.com, cmccall@bu.edu,
David.T.McCall.9@nd.edu, oymrome@dreamscape.com, pbdubeck@CYBERNEX.NET,
fdubeck@borg.com, mkmccall@aol.com, t99cat@aol.com, juniper267@aol.com,
Centra@moa.bc.edu, ariels@MIT.EDU, ruadh@MIT.EDU, paulhanley@juno.com,
x0tkenn@vm.stlawu.edu, <tcvanesi@yahoo.com>
From: Beth Dubeck <bdubeck@MIT.EDU>
>X-Originating-Ip: [207.196.171.46]
>From: "Jenni Conning" <tuba_on_skis@hotmail.com>
>To: bdubeck@MIT.EDU, cfoss@gonzaga.edu, me1540@juno.com,
> black_cat21@hotmail.com, dmmagyk@hotmail.com, dhg7@cornell.edu,
> dkiren@hotmail.com, j_gauer@hotmail.com, jdipnar@hotmail.com,
> erich@mail.whitworth.edu, nthomas@park6.k12.wy.us,
> tjackson@park6.k12.wy.us, PaleoJosh@aol.com, rje3@po.cwru.edu,
> WYSESR@muohio.edu, vitalykushnir@yahoo.com, zsingson@rice.edu
>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Radio interview
>Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 10:44:41 MST
>
>
>
>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Radio interview
>
>This may be the all-time classic comeback. This is an exact recount
>of U.S. National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
>broadcaster, and U.S. Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy
>Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
>teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
>
>GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
>and shooting."
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
>
>GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
>rifle range."
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
>activity to be teaching children?"
>
>GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper
>rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: " But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
>
>GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
>one, are you?"
>
>The radio went silent and the interview ended.
>
>
>
>______________________________________________________
>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
>
