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Fwd: Fw: most of us know this
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Thu Mar 23 23:50:09 2000
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 23:41:50 -0500
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>Subject: Fwd: Fw: most of us know this
>Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 10:47:53 MST
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>**Who Wears the Pants?***
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> A young couple, just married, were in their
> >>> > >> honeymoon suite on their
> >>> > >> wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the
> >>> > >> husband, who was a
> >>> > >> big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and
> >>> > >> said, "Here, put these
> >>> > >> on."
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> She put them on and the waist was twice the size of
> >>> > >> her body. "I can't
> >>> > >> wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said
> >>> > >> the husband, "and
> >>> > >> don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the
> >>> > >> pants in this
> >>> > >> family!"
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
> >>> > >> these on." He tried
> >>> > >> them on and found he could only get them on as far
> >>> > >> as his kneecaps.
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> "Heck," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
> >>> > >> She replied, "That's
> >>> > >> right, and that's the way its going to be until your
> >>> > >> attitude changes!"
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >>
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