[3145] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Beth Dubeck)
Thu Mar 23 12:45:10 2000
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 12:32:45 -0500
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>Subject: Fwd: Fw:
>Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:35:16 MST
>
>Hillary Clinton went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter
>at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
>She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
>a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
>
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she
>never told a lie."
>
>"Who's clock is that?"
>
>"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us
>that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>
>"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
>
>"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
>
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