[3092] in Humor
HUMOR: It's Up to You
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Sat Feb 5 18:36:16 2000
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2000 18:34:41 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker@joker.org>
>Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2000 23:08:23 -0600
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>
>
> The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org
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> It is Your Choice
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> A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in
> bed with another man. Without hesitation, he grabs the
> offending man by his private parts and drags him to the
> garage.
>
> He puts the man's private parts into a vice and removes
> the key so it can't be loosened. Then, he walks over to
> the work bench and removes the saw from the pegboard.
>
> The naked man exclaims, "Give me a break! Please don't
> cut it off..."
>
> The husband hands the man the saw and replies, "This is
> for you. Now, I'm gonna set fire to the garage and
> leave. What you do next is your decision."
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