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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Fri Feb 4 15:27:23 2000
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From: Matthew Schiller <matt2002@MIT.EDU>
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> "James and Kelly" <jklocke@tima.com>,
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>A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President
> >Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen
> >and mumbled, "Now there is the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
> >Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over,
> >decked him and left.
> >
> >A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary
> >Clinton appeared on the TV. "She's a horse's ass too," he said. A
> >customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over and knocked
> >him off his stool.
> >
> >"Dadgum!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be
> >Clinton country."
> >
> >"Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"
> >
> >
